Seven Funny Pirate Jokes

1.Why can't you play cards on a pirate ship?
The captain keeps standing on the deck.
2.How do you make a tall pirate short?
You take all his money.
3.What does the ocean say when it sees the shore?
Nothing, it just waves.
4.What happened to the man with two wooden legs when his trousers caught fire?
He was burnt to the ground.
5.What does a pirate's parrot eat.
Polyfiller.
6.Which pirate wears the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
7.Question: Who's that at the door?
Answer: A pirate with a wooden leg.
Questioner: Tell him to hop it.